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The moustache feather from the rare moustache bird

The moustache feather from the rare moustache bird

4.612:22 PM
#loljk it went through the wash and this happen #moustache bird #is that an actual thing #feather #moustache

Actual testimonials on my new theme

1 note4.58:59 PM
#testimonials #new theme #i literally just messaged random people on my facebook and said what do you think of my theme #you should check out my theme #facebook #messages

Finally changed my theme, tell me what you guys think of it

4.58:55 PM
#i really like it tbh #i didnt make it cuz i suck at html but #i think it looks pretty good #new theme
Feelin’ kawaii so here’s a selfie

Feelin’ kawaii so here’s a selfie

4.53:56 PM
#me #selfie #my hair actually looks nice for once #it's a good day #damn i'm pale

I shouldn’t be allowed to have a snapchat

1 note4.52:23 AM
#friend #snapchat #im not normal #these are all on facebook btw thanks to my friend #loljk #manon's a cool cat #but still #stupid #dumb #my face hurts #blonde hair #blue eyes #snapchat fail #am i doing it right #me
4.52:10 AM
#here's an example #snapchat #im not even funny #blonde hair #blue eyes #this isnt on facebook thank god #stupid #me

Sent a whole bunch of really stupid snapchats to my friend and she posted them all on Facebook

1 note4.52:06 AM
#i trusted you #thats just low #like really #my aunt has facebook #i would have preferred her posting them here tbh

So for April fools’ I messed with my brother’s auto-correct and changed a bunch of words
He has the talking auto-correct thing on his phone too so it’s like 10 times funnier

1 note4.47:13 PM
#im so evil #he hasnt even mentioned it #april fools #I heard his phone say sushi roll 3 times in a row just now #omfg #im chortling

Everything smells like honey mustard and idek why

4.410:26 AM
#honey mustard #wtf

Something just fell off of my dresser and it’s completely black in my room

4.311:53 PM
#im so scared #im dead #and my shoulder is itchy #im too scared to scratch it
Sorry I haven’t posted anything lately 
I’ve been really sick
Hope this little Vampire Weekend doodle I did like 2 weeks ago makes up for it

Sorry I haven’t posted anything lately
I’ve been really sick
Hope this little Vampire Weekend doodle I did like 2 weeks ago makes up for it

2 notes3.303:16 AM
#sorry #i think i might be allergic to something #vampire weekend #doodle #ezra koenig #chris tomson #chris baio #rostam batmanglij #kawaii #journal #drawing

Done posting drafts
The rest just look like a jumble of letters

3.251:45 AM
#that was interesting #drafts

I’ve actually been putting off wattage yandr

3.251:40 AM
#I have literally no idea what I was trying to say here #I think it might be y&r related #idrk

The only thing funnier than an 11-year-old

3.251:39 AM
#I didn't finish this sentence but as far as im concerned theres nothing more funny than an 11 year old #what was i thinking

That’s just adorable. This new kid shows up at school and within not even an hour of him being there, he already has a girlfriend.

3.251:37 AM
#aww #I remember that